The Monsters Live Here

Oct 19

radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

(via mangoes-in-the-sky)

Oct 19

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

(via today-is-real)

Oct 19

thislstherealryanross:

janeaugust:

hitchin-a-ride-to-suburbia:

It’s crazy to think that Green Day basically created an entirely new genre, bands from All Time Low to Simple Plan to Mayday Parade to even Fall Out Boy wouldn’t exist without Green Day’s influence, and that’s really something and that’s why I freaking love Green Day.

And yet some people are complaining that they were nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY Y’ALL NEED TO GO VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!!!

(via today-is-real)

Oct 19

notmysecret:

*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*

(via today-is-real)

Oct 19

dlubes:

You know what I’m honestly terrified about? When the United States finally gets marriage equality, and it will, people are going to say, “gay people have equal rights, they don’t have anymore problems.” People will completely forget about violence, murders, proper representation, homeless youth, lack of education, and every problem within the lgbtq+ community, just because people of the same gender can get married. That’s so fucking scary to me.

(via today-is-real)

Oct 19
Oct 19

otakuwithbrooklynrage:

starksborn:

toodutchforyou:

Tell me again why we don’t need feminism.

this is so fucking gross

but is this bra available for purchase tho

^

(Source: toodutchforboo, via you-leftme-broken)

Oct 19

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

(Source: hirohamahda, via today-is-real)

Oct 19

(Source: ddefendpoppunk, via today-is-real)

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

(Source: moon-sylph, via today-is-real)

Oct 19
7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

HOW DO I LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM

(Source: eggtragedy, via today-is-real)

Oct 19

hvlloween:

the-alltimelow:

the-alltimelow:

How do you find an all time low fan you ask? I’ll show you.

*cough*

I GOT UER PICTURW IM COING WITH YOU DAER MARIA COUNT IN

(via you-leftme-broken)

Oct 19
Oct 19

inkskinned:

"My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)

people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.

the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.

(via you-leftme-broken)

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

image

(Source: phd-in-awesome, via today-is-real)

Oct 19

monster3742:

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

lol me

(via you-leftme-broken)

Oct 19